Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Anglo-Saxon Boast Assignment

Challenge Description:
My challenge is when I play soccer. I play my game, when I play my game I win not matter what. I am the goal- saver, I snag a shot upper 90. I will win every game.

Challenge:

I am the goal-saver, I stop whatever you put in front of me. You take a shot I'll stop you, you’re on a break-away I'll stop you no matter what I'll stop you. I'm like a magnet whatever you do I'll get the ball. I’m a beast you let me out of my cage you can’t stop me, I run up and down that field to make a save.

I’m the best no matter what I can’t be stopped, I sacrifice myself to make a save. I go up for a ball offering you my knee for compensation, for some reason you don’t want it. I’m the best you’ve ever seen.

I’m the goal-scorer, I take shots all day, and I’ll pull a Joey D every game. I dribble through you like a bunch of tackling dummies. Your goalie tries to stop me, but I told you I’m the best I can’t be stopped. Like Pele Jr. I the best you’ve seen so be ready cause there’s a storm coming and it ain’t gonna be pretty.

*Not everything said was entirely true.